Basically, I have a goal in life. I am quite happy. I am going to become a cab driver in new york, but to ensure business, I will wear a sexy novelty costume religiously so that people know me by sight and want to be in my goddamn cab.
there are lots of other business-enhancing gimmicks and plans I have in relation to this new-found purpose, but basically, I think I might actually try this out, what have I got to lose, and i totally want to go to New York.

Also:
-I love cannibal corpse
-falafals are ...undecided, will report back.
-i have motivation.
-i have noticed a direct co-relation between motivation and sexy guys. they motivate me.
-shoes also motivate me
-and so does coffee.